A mullet so massive and majestic that it defies gravity, reaching epic proportions both in length and volume.
Picture Elvis Presley's iconic pompadour, but with a perm so tight and so high that it could double as a helmet.
Comb-overs were already questionable, but add some crimping iron action, and you've got a recipe for disaster.
Teasing your hair to sky-high heights was all the rage, but this hairstyle took it to the extreme, resembling a top hat made of hair.
Dyed in every color of the rainbow and teased to incredible heights, this hairstyle could double as a bird's nest for fluorescent birds.
Spiral perms were all the rage, but this hairstyle took it to the extreme, with tightly wound spirals cascading down the head like a coil of springs.
Imagine an afro so large and so stiff that it could withstand hurricane-force winds, thanks to copious amounts of hairspray.
Combining two questionable '80s trends – the rat tail and the teased hairstyle – this look featured a teased rat tail that defied all laws of gravity.
A combination of a mullet and a fauxhawk, with frizzy hair sticking out in all directions, resembling a wild animal caught in a windstorm.
Inspired by the glamorous hairstyles of the TV show "Dynasty," this look featured oversized curls, excessive volume, and enough hairspray to fuel a small country.